Friday, 4 March 2016

Perfect Lush Pamper Night For Dry/Very Dry Skin


First order of business, my skin is very dry. Sometimes of a morning I could literally chip my skin off, it's dry and flaky and horrible. I'm on tablets for my acne called Isotretinoin (Also known as Accutane or Roaccutane) and although they work incredibly well, it really really dries your skin out to the point where I feel like submerging my face in water for three hours. I remind myself I would most likely die if I did that, however my skin is so dry I've considered it. Anyway, I am digressing slightly, so I'll continue on with the point of the post. I have found a holy grail pamper routine for dry to very dry skin. I say the world pamper routine loosely, because you could do this everyday if you had the time, but I kind of have stuff to do a lot so I can't.



1) Apply Ultrabland - Apply Ultrabland all around the face, rub it in for about a minute or so, maybe longer depending on how much of a deep cleanse you feel you need. Don't wash ultrabland off at this stage. Ultrabland is a 'back to basics' type cleanser, it contains 7 active ingredients; Almond Oil, Rose Water, Beeswax, Honey, Glycerine, Rose Absolute and Fresh Iris Extract. There are a couple of base ingredients that will not have an effect on the skin, and are used to preserve. All of the ingredients are designed to soften and soothe, Honey is going to help lock moisture into the skin, and so is especially good for this routine



2) Cleanse Ultrabland off with Let The Good Times Roll, face & body cleanser (LTGTR) - LTGTR is going to give you a good scrub to get rid of any flaky bits of skin, with an Italian biscuit named, Polenta, which is packed with vitamins and minerals! Simply mix a piece of this with water to form a paste, and then clean your face with that. This has Cinnamon powder to stimulate the skin, and Corn oil to gently soften, which is what we're after with this routine, we're going to be seriously hydrated and superbly soft!
The best thing about LTGTR is hands down the smell. This literally smells like cake. Fans of Yog Nog would love this cleanser!

3) After cleansing face, pat dry, and apply Full of Grace facial serum (FOG) - 

FOG is a little but mighty bar packed full of ingredients to hydrate, soothe and firm the skin, like Rose Petal Infusion, Almond Oil, and Cupuacu Butter. This even has Portobello Mushrooms inside, which are packed full of vitamins to care for dry skin.

This works like a massage bar, warm this up between your fingers and it will create an oil/butter to apply to the face. Use this liberally, but don't yet rub in, leave a fine oil over the face, to allow your skin to drink it in naturally.

4) Apply Oatifix Fresh Face Mask - We're going to apply this over the layer of FOG that we've just put on our skin. This will not take away from the effect of the facemask, but instead will just help to boost the moisture, meaning we can take full benefit from this pamper routine.


Oatifix contains bananas, which are a natural emollient, meaning they're fantastic for keeping moisture in the skin, and soothing any itchiness which may occur. It's formulated with Oat Milk, meaning it's soothing as can be, and contains really porridge oats for gentle exfoliation. 


The smell of this is on par with LTGTR, it's so delicious smelling. It smells almost exactly like a continental breakfast, two parts bakery to one part fabulous!

5) After about ten minutes, wash Oatifix off with warm (NOT HOT) water, and you're done! It's really important that you don't use hot water, as this can strip the skin of natural oil and moisture!

Subtotal for pamper night: £29.45
LTGTR £6.95/100g
Ultrabland £7.50/45g £11.95/100g
FOG £8.25 
Oatifix: £6.75
You're going to get so many uses out of these products too, it really is worth the price. In some high end brands, you'd pay the subtotal for just the cleanser! I'd definately recommend this routine as it's so easy to do, and doesn't require much effort either.

Thursday, 3 March 2016

Review: Grease Lightning Spot Treatment


Digging into the holy bucket of Lush products for todays post. Grease Lightning is a strong contender for best spot treatment to work for me. Reducing red unsightly spots down to smaller, flesh-coloured minor bumps in a matter of minutes, this has quickly become part of my daily routine!

So, what's in it? A whole lot of Tea Tree, Aloe Vera, and Witch Hazel. All natural anti-bacterials and soothers. A study was done on facial care and it was found in terms of acne, products containing 5% of tea tree or more worked exactly the same as products with 5% of Benzyl Peroxide (A leading spot buster found in most strong drugstore treatments) So with Grease Lightning, you're taking the need for chemicals right away, leading to a more natural, and better for you, skin routine.

Aloe Vera is also fantastic for soothing for when spots are especially red and puffy! Aloe really helps to reduce redness, and get skin back to it's normal condition, it's for this reason that Grease Lightning has a great second use as an after-sun!



It's a jelly like consistency, and so is really easy to use, and especially easy to dispense, as you can truly get only as much as you need, which is never a lot. The small amount on my hand would do your face twice over, so you really do get a lot of bang for your buck with this one. It comes in a nifty small little pump too, meaning you can easily take it with you and pop one in your bag for during the day if emergency strikes!

I see no reason to not rate this product a 5 out of 5, it does exactly what you'd expect and more! Plus it contains my favourite ingredient, Lavender, which helps to even out skin-tone and combination skin in general (patches of dry/oily skin), which I desperately need!

Wednesday, 2 March 2016

Gorilla Perfume: The President's Hat


Okay, so if by now, you do not know my love of Lush Perfume, then please imagine how excitable a dog gets when it sees food, now replace the dog with me, and the food with Lush Perfume.
President's Hat is an online exclusive perfume (available in Islington Gorilla Perfume branch, and the Oxford Street store) released as part of Volume 3.

This perfume contains Patchouli, however couldn't be more different from Karma, the signature scent of Lush, a mix of Orange flower and Patchouli herb. The President's Hat is a cocktail of Vanilla, Myrrh, and Patchouli.

Myrrh gives off a homely incense-like smell, giving it a powdery yet full note, whilst Patchouli offers depth to the fragrance making it almost seem 3D in scent, giving it depth and maturity.

The Vanilla note provides a sherbert feel to the perfume, delicate yet mild is a good way to describe the perfume. It's sweet and foody with an earthy kick. The perfume lasts about 3-4 hours on the skin, and 4-5 hours on clothing or hair. I always find perfume lasts longer when sprayed onto clothes or the back or hair, so this may be why.

The product that I find has the closest scent would be Ladyboy perfume, a now discontinued fragrance which I truly loved. The banana note in that has been replaced with patchouli in The President's Hat in my opinion.

For all the above reasons, I would rate this product a 4 out of 5, again due to the lasting time. I wish it lasted longer, however I love the scent, no matter how short its duration.

Tuesday, 1 March 2016

Lush Kitchen: Slammer Shower Gel


As well as producing exclusive original products like The Comforter Body Lotion, the Lush Kitchen is also responsible for bringing back old favourites that have been given the axe over the years, as is the case with Slammer Shower Gel.

Slammer was given the axe many moons back, but often makes an appearance on the Kitchen, and every time it does, I do like to take advantage! Slammer is a pure 'wake-up' scent, it is heavy on lime and salt in fragrance and so often gets compared with a margarita. If Happy Hippy is too mellow for you, I'd recommend trying this bad boy! Due to it's zesty and uplifting scent, it is perfect for nursing a hangover in the shower in the morning, to get you up and feeling like a human again.


This is one of the more watery shower gels, however I can forgive this as it lathers up really well, and you don't need a lot. I never feel like I'm wasting product when I'm using it, so that can only be a good thing! The colour itself is just fun too, all in all it's a funky shower gel with a fantastic scent. Lime is also really brightening for the skin, so it's perfect for those summer months when you want to give your skin a bit more of a radiant glow.

I'd rate this product a 4.5 out of 5, solely due to it's consistency. Although not really an inconvenience, I do love a thicker gel. Can't fault at all with the smell, it's strong, and certainly lasts on skin!

Monday, 29 February 2016

Lush Kitchen: Prince Shower Gel


When seeing this shower gel listed on the kitchen, I wasn't totally sure what the outcome would be. A shower gel, scented after a shaving cream?... I ordered some anyway because I knew I liked the smell of Prince Shaving Cream, but wasn't totally sure what to expect, as I can't say it's a particularly memorable scent. I was pleasantly surprised with what arrived.

To answer any questions, it is infact the same scent as the Prince Shaving Cream, although I feel the scent is much much stronger within the gel, whilst not amazed by it, I really do like it! To anyone who hasn't smelt the shaving cream, it's quite similar to Frozen, but not as strong on the Neroli, it's more lemony, and has vetivert in it, making the scent seem almost more 'mature'


There's a lot of Orange in here too; Orange Flower Absolute, Mandarin Oil (Mandarins are oranges and I won't let anyone tell me differently) and Sweet Orange Oil. Which makes the scent really uplifting and positive, I feel this does come through, but not as strong as something like The Brightside, or Sun perfume, it's just kind of there. There's some Sea Salt in here too which is lovely and softening on the skin, so I can imagine this is perfect for Summer when you want a bit of extra TLC for your body.

Overall, I'd rate this a 3 out of 5. It's not terribly exciting, it's just kind of a nice shower gel. It's nothing that screams 'LUSH' to me. I would buy it again, but maybe only one bottle. I wouldn't crazily stock up like I would with something like Slammer. Try it yourself, and see how you feel, I can see it being a favourite for some people!

Sunday, 28 February 2016

Review: Roots Hair and Scalp Treatment


I've been feeling a love for the minty tingle recently, and so have decided to whack out my pot of Roots! Story time; I went for my hair cutting once after work because I needed it doing desperately and my 'regular' place didn't open that week because the owner was on holiday, but I couldn't wait. It needed doing. I decided to try somewhere upstairs from where I work in the shopping centre. First lesson learnt; Don't get your hair-cut in a shopping centre. I sat down in the chair and told the lady what I liked and how I usually have it done. I must have been talking in French as she did not listen to a word, and instead pretty much shaved the whole sides of my head, giving me a generic dickhead teenager hair cut. Lesson two; Be loyal to your hairdressers, other ones try to hurt you. This haircut was so short and I hate it when it's short. I quickly dashed back to work and grabbed Roots to help out.

Roots is a hair treatment that is pre-dominantly used on the scalp. It contains three different types of mint to stimulate the scalp, and aid hair growth. So if you're struggling with shorter hair that you're wanting to grow, or make look more thick, roots is for you. When it's on the scalp you really can feel the mint, it's very tingly (This is good, it's doing its job!) which stimulates hair follicles over time.



It's recommended for people with thine hair (thin and fine), as it also has honey in there which is fantastic for thickening, and adding moisture. There's also some Olive oil in there to add strength and versatility to the hair, making it appear thicker and fuller.

Apply this before a wash, to the scalp. Really massage it into the scalp as this helps the mint get to work easier, it really works it in this way. Wash it out after about twenty minutes, and voila! Your hair will not instantly grow in the shower, however you should notice a difference after about a week or two. I only use a small amount, as should you, as it is needed mainly on the scalp, and so you should be able to get a good weeks worth of uses out of it, if used daily. Some people use this every fortnight which would work well too, I tested it out daily as I was desperate for my hair to grow!

I would give this product a 5 out of 5, because it works excellently, I've never had an issue with my hair looking oily afterwards, and it did exactly what I needed it to do! Simply fantastic. I am, and will continue to be a fan of Lush hair care. Mark Constantine, CEO of Lush, is a trained trichologist (trichology is the study of hair) and has been studying hair for over 30 years, so he really knows what he's talking about!

My First Ever Lush Products

Some serious fetus Lush feels today, I thought what better way to spice up my posts a bit more than talk about what I got on my first ever visit to Lush! I actually now work for the company, and our first ever products are a big talking point in the staff room, so please don't think I'm sad for remembering them!

Technically, I first bought an 'Out of this world' gift set for my friend, I remember it being £5.95, and containing a Space Girl Bath Bomb (RIP) and a star shaped piece of Rock Star Soap. However, that wasn't for me, so in this post I will be counting the things I bought in my first visit to Lush to buy things for myself!



1) Rub Rub Rub Shower Scrub - This was love at first sniff. I'm a big fan of seaside, clean, neutral scents, and so this ticked literally all of the boxes! I'm more of a shower taker than a bath just because I don't ever have much time in the morning, and at night time I'm lazy, so this was a perfect way for me to add a bit of luxury to my shower routine. 

I will use this scrub forever, even when I eventually leave the company, I'm positive I'll still come back for this. The sea salt inside of here is sourced from Portugal, and is extracted using a medieval method from the sea, beyond that awesome story, it's ultra softening for the skin, and gives a good buff without clogging up the water supply with nasty microbeads! Plus, the scent lasts on the skin too, which is an added bonus due to it's cherry blossom and mimosa fragrance... Yum!

2) Sweet Lips Lip Scrub - This picture is my own, however is the kitchen remake due to it being sadly discontinued. Sweet Lips is exactly like the other lip scrubs, and so is nothing overly exciting. However, this one tastes like chocolate and fudge and is therefore everything I want in my life and more.

The lip scrubs are all made from a base of jojoba oil and castor sugar, meaning after scrubbing well into the lips, you can literally lick it straight off and eat it. This makes for a delicious snack mid-day! (When working in my store during Christmas, I would often go over and have a finger scoop of lip scrub to keep me going. True. Story.) Lush now carries 3 flavours: Bubblegum, Mint Julips, and Popcorn.

3) Vanilla In The Mist Soap - Photo credit to AllThingsLushUK, I have shamelessly nicked this photo as I sadly don't actually have any of this soap to photograph for you guys anymore. This soap is my one true Lush soap I'm sure. I check the Lush Kitchen EVERY week to see if it's being made, and it's only been done once so far since the start. I didn't have a good job back then so couldn't afford to get myself even one piece, and I'm still sad about it. Vanilla in the mist was coffee and vanilla heaven, it smelt warm and homely, and created a really luxurious and creamy lather on the body. The vanilla in there made it really softening on the skin too, oh I miss it so!

So that rounds of my first ever Lush haul! I'm feeling many Lush baby/fetus vibes now, if anybody wants to join in, just pop it in the comments (I'm not even sure I have them turned on) I'd love to hear other peoples first products!